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- │ Filename: MACEBALL.TXT│
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- │ Title: Make Maceballs! │
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- │ By: Captain Hack │
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- │ Released: 06/25/95 │
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- │ Danger: █████░░░░░ │
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- Note: I've never actually tried this one, yet...but it should work, as I
- know the materials.
-
- If you're not one of the dubiously distinct one of us who owns a paintball
- gun, then don't even worry about this file. It's of NO use to you. If you,
- like I, do own a paintball gun, check this the fuck out:
-
- Grab a paintball...note that there is a nice, liquidy paint inside. Now,
- grab a seringe and needle (if you can't get one of those, improvise) and
- gently stick the paintball. Pull out as much of the pain as you can. Don't
- collapse the ball, or make overly-many holes in it. Once it's as empty as
- it's gonna get, pull the seringe. Now, take a little container of Mace or
- other tear gas, and draw some of that into the seringe. It's easiest to go
- where there's no wind and, wearing gloves and a respirator, spray some in a
- little canister. Stick the seringe needle back into the SAME hole you made
- to get the stuff out. Fill the ball with mace, and slowly extract the
- seringe. Now, put a small drop of super glue over the hole and let it dry.
- THE IMPORTANT PART IS THIS: Whie you can't overfill the ball, you must
- make it as FULL AS YOU CAN, because after it's sealed with super-glue, the
- positive pressure from the mace on the inside of the ball is going to be
- what stops the ball from blowing up in the barrel of your gun.
- Now make about a dozen of these, and find some poor soul who needs to be
- in pain. Load up the mace balls in your gun...and SHOOT HIM. Talk about pain.
- Maybe you could carry this in your car or something...the first 50 yd range
- on a tear gas sprayer, eh?
-
- --hack
-
- BTW-- if you'd like to join a mailing list for future Captain Hack HPA files,
- send some email to mccouchra@box102.cardinal.com and I'll mail you every new
- CH HPA file. Expect a bunch soon, as I got a whole mess of ideas recently,
- and I'm just startin' to write the files for 'em.
-